bread baked

a phrase meaning the act of getting one's hair cut

"Hey Duvall, I see you got your bread baked."

by Woozlee December 15, 2008

easy bake oven

A person who rarely smokes that when they smoke, they will be super baked and not speak to you till next time you pick up, the noun "easy" is derived around the fact that they bake easily.

"Johns coming out again"
"Yeah he's such an easy bake oven"
"To right dude"

by captainawesomeicorn November 14, 2012

The Bakers Dozen

The sexual maneuver which involves 12 tubs of cream cheese and 6 American Ninja Bitches. Females line up with two tubs of cream cheese each and dip their breasts into the cream cheese as the male licks their titties like an all you can eat bagel buffet until all the cream cheese is finished. He then finishes by jizzing a 98% cream cheese semen mixture into all six of the females.

Kyle hates vanilla sex. His favorite move is the Bakers Dozen.

Mr. Baker pulled a bakers dozen in the kindergarten class.

by Thehoodedwarrior November 28, 2016

Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.

Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.

by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008

Bake Oven Knob

Located near Williamsport Pennsylvania. Bake Oven Knob is one of the more popular look outs off of the Appalachain Trail. It is highly rocky but it has become quite popular for people who live in the area as well as hikers that are hiking a large part of the trail.

"Dude wanna go to Bake Oven Knob?"
"Yeah! I heard there's gonna be a meteor shower let's go!"

by Krista Yob November 14, 2007

drake and bake

smoking some herb and listening to nick drake

fuck class, it's time to drake and bake.

by jfclay March 22, 2008

baked chicken

When your girl is laying naked on her back with her knees pulled up to her chest she is in the baked chicken position.

I came home from work last night and found my wife had prepared the baked chicken so I provided the stuffing!

by almondhead June 26, 2015