Fear The Beard

It's not what you think it is.

It's a sex position where a man inserts his beard into the parter's mouth. The partner then will get scared of the beard. This would usually be the start of any sex, most commonly a 69. The Beard must not be less than 5.3 inches long.

DO NOT WALK ON IN THIS IF YOU CAN PREVENT IT!!!!

My Mom keeps saying," Fear the Beard." Dunno what she means tho.

by diSdoOTer February 27, 2019

ugly bearded fuck head

any man whose name be Beau

and teaches english

by and history January 29, 2003

Morristown-Beard

Morristown-Beard is a pretty good school in NJ. Although it isnt the best (you cant find a school that is), it's still pretty diverse, and really fun. Also, It's cool to be a nerd there. Im in all honors classes and a computer geek, and i still am among the more popular kids at the school. Morristown-Beard is also good at collage placememnts.

Go Crimson!

Guy: Hey man, you look like a nerd, you must be real cool

Other Guy: yeah, i go to Morristown-Beard

by trembley June 11, 2006

Bearded dragon

A vagina.

Max sprang forth from the brearded dragon.

by lg June 9, 2004

wizard's beard

n. also Gandalf's Beard. A very hairy meat pie, where the lips appear to continue down the legs a lot further than normal due to copious amounts of hair.

"It took me ages to reach the beef curtains; I had to wrestle with her wizard's beard first"

by Stouffer November 7, 2002

bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.

Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!

by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010

Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.

John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"

by HadeK September 17, 2013