field battle

An excuse that horrible players use to hide that they are horrible.

"oh man we sure owned nabz at those field battles too bad we cant defend for shit LOL"

by hurf durf postin March 2, 2008

facebook battle

When you tag two people in your facebook status, and put "versus" or "vs" in between the two names. By doing so you're implying that the two should argue on your facebook status.

Example
Bob: @John VS @Jane. Facebook battle. GO!
John:BITCH, I'LL FUCK YO SHIT UP!
Jane: I'LL CUT YO DICK OFF!
etc

by andrewz1117 November 15, 2009

sunken battleship

When your fucking a girl doggy style, slip out quick spit in her asshole, then ram your cock into her ass as hard as you can. and thats the sunken battleship my friends.

by Baker November 1, 2003

battle tank

A thick, busty girl with a hard personality. Also see Swamp Donkey.

Watch out for the battle tanks.

by James February 23, 2003

battle

To have a group of men slap their penises together in an act of sexual arousal. The winner is often deemed as the person to ejaculate last. A battle is the general term. However, an entire hierarchy exists for different amounts of people that can establish an entire mathematical theory of combinatorial games.
Tai Chi is one man mastubating,swordfightis two men, Mexican standoff is three men, double date is four men,...,sausage house is ten men. This list can continue on forever

"Sorry I was late, I got in this wicked battle. I was a swordfight away from winning"

"Sorry about that, I'm not very good at battling. I'll clean up and go."

"That battle was epic!"

"This battle reminds me of when I was on the scene of Braveheart."

by fresh2 April 25, 2007

battle toad

often associated with war pigs, battle toads have an extreme scent to them that in most cases is quite alarming and are often rugby players who are to stubby for any other sport

that girl in our school who plays rugby, what a battle toad

by cino April 29, 2005

Battle of the Sexes

When a small group of males and a small group of females battle with brawn and whit. In most cases of Battle of the Sexes the male will dominate the battle, although in the end the females always seem to find a way to out-whit the competition.

The Battle of the Sexes met every Sunday evening.;
Battle of the Sexes is a riot!
Battle of the Sexes loves chopped and screwed!

by Owen Wald October 21, 2007