Definitions by fresh2

battle 

To have a group of men slap their penises together in an act of sexual arousal. The winner is often deemed as the person to ejaculate last. A battle is the general term. However, an entire hierarchy exists for different amounts of people that can establish an entire mathematical theory of combinatorial games.
Tai Chi is one man mastubating,swordfightis two men, Mexican standoff is three men, double date is four men,...,sausage house is ten men. This list can continue on forever

"Sorry I was late, I got in this wicked battle. I was a swordfight away from winning"

"Sorry about that, I'm not very good at battling. I'll clean up and go."

"That battle was epic!"

"This battle reminds me of when I was on the scene of Braveheart."

battle by fresh2 April 25, 2007