capturing a bat

A generic, unverifiable excuse to be late.

I'm capturing a bat. I might be late to work.

by ValidExcuses August 1, 2018

spread-bat

Like spread eagle, but upside down.

Bruce hung from the rafters with arms and legs extended in spread-bat position, waiting for The Joker to bring him more Queso-flavored Ruffles.

by Rob April 28, 2023

Bat Wing

The booger that gets stuck in the front corner part of your nostril facing inward.

Sarah "Damn it was hard work getting that bat wing out of my nose."
Jillian "Yeah I hate how they stretch across in a triangle shape and make your nose feel all funny."

by SlowLikeHoney August 14, 2008

the bat snatch

Whe the woman in the relationship takes over all decisions

Yeah bro my wife pulled the bat snatch this morning at breakfast

by Calibra August 12, 2016

Bat a bitch down

To open hand slap a person so hard they stumble to the ground

I'm going to bat a bitch down if she says she doesn't have my money.

by white_girl89 May 30, 2021

Bat's foot

When your trousers make it appear as though you have an erection.

"You've got a bit of bat's foot going on there."

by Nelson Mandella!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 22, 2011

Bat

The pice of shit animal that Ching Chong ate and now we all have to be in quarantine. Must've been worth it tho.

Person 1- Shit did you hear about covid-19
person 2- Yeah it was cause Ching Chong ate a bat and coughed on everyone

by I.AmAnoumous.NotWhoYouThink April 2, 2020