slow as balls

Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.

Dangit, this data connection is slow as balls! I wish my iPhone was on Verizon...

by audioman42 May 11, 2010

Ball Balloon

When the scrotum is stretched over the anal opening, and then a fart is expelled into the stretched scrotum, thus creating a balloon like effect projected by the scrotum, as it fills with warm fart gas.

Dude, I almost got ball ballooned, but it was too cold out, so it didn't work.

by Baxter Wyman December 29, 2010

gargling balls

When one person performs the act of putting another's testicle's in someone else's mouth. You also have to make the sound effect. Like your choking.

Hey Emma, wanna be gargling balls tonight?

Yeah sure Ben, love to ;)

by DAVE123098 June 3, 2010

titty balls

Perfectly round, perky, tennis ball-sized breasts normally only seen on 18 and 19 year old coeds.

"I haven't seen titty balls like those since Spring Break in Cancun."

by A teamer December 13, 2006

Tripping Balls

The highest level of trippin.
Completely freaking out. Usually crazy ass drugs are involved.

Sir, that stolen Lemur bit one of your prostitutes right in the face and she says she can't go to a hospital because she's quote, "tripping balls."

by lolavis March 20, 2010

balls-deep

when your magic stick is at max travel in your partners anatomy

i usually prefer to be balls-deep bout three times a day....only a sufer knows the feeling

by Big BNP January 29, 2004

balls and arse

The alternate phrase used when referring to sexual intercourse when a males testicles slap against the anus of his bitch. This is now commonly used throughout Essex, UK by members of www.b-carz.co.uk and affiliates. Often a hand gesture is done whilst saying balls and arse, this is done in the form of one cupped hand moving up and down laterally.

Danny: Give her some balls and arse, tom
Tom: lol!!!!!!!

Balls and fucking arse baby!!

by Tom Eldridge May 23, 2006