Button Mashing

The act of trying anything to get a person with a vagina (or penis!) to feel pleasure, but having absolutely no experience or knowledge doing and you're too shy to ask so your hand/s are just flailing about doing whatever.

Person 1: "Man, I had the worst sex imaginable last night."
Person 2: "What happened?"
Person 1: "My fling was clearly inexperienced. Just button mashing me."
Person 2: "So they didn't ask what you liked? Why didn't you say anything?"
Person 1: "I was shy and embarrassed..."

by Agoraphobic chad March 31, 2022

button flustered

Inability to accurately record keystrokes when under intense pressure from frustrated clients.

Laura got button flustered when she was taking the large pizza order and recorded four prawn pizzas instead of the two prawn and two pumpkin we wanted.

by bewb_420 December 24, 2019

Duey Button

a Duey Button is when you lick your finger tips and slap someone on the forehead.

-when someone is pissing you off lick your fingers and slap them on the forehaed and say Duey Button!-

by Slippy Something? April 16, 2009

button dottz

After you have sexual intercourse and leave bruises on her shoulders, both sets of cheeks, her knees, hips, and ankles.

"I seen the chick you said you hooked up with." "She had button dottz all over her bro!"

by Gilf'nit March 13, 2025

Button Bopping

Pushing in the tip of your penis to feel an erotic sensation while masturbting.

Yo, did you hear Kyle Button Bopping in the school bathrooms? He's so weird.

by Kuru18 January 22, 2025

The Button

Yes.

Hym "Yes. I am the button. Click. Go. Faster. Now. Immediately."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2025

button fumble

When a fantasy football player can't bear to watch the game anymore after watching his 70 point lead evaporate and he misses the playoffs (again!), and he starts jamming the buttons on his remote and ends up watching reruns of Mork and Mindy.

Joey Z is so jacked about the Jets, he did a button fumble in the 3rd quarter!

by spiffy6977 December 1, 2014