Mythical Beastiality

When a human engages in sexual intercourse with a mythical beast.

Cthulhu was giving ten hand jobs at once, but didn't consider it Mythical Beastiality, because there was no penetration.

by G.T. Collins November 23, 2009

Breastaurant

A restaurant that employs scantily clad female servers

Richard: I took my girlfriend out to that new restaurant downtown, but it turns out its acutally a Breastaurant! Now she won't even speak to me.
Shawn: Dude.

by Aranwion October 17, 2008

breastesess

breasts, jugs, hooters, pillows, boobs, etc...

You lookin' at my breastesess?

by JSMOOT July 1, 2008

UNLEASH THE BEAST

When you fart under your sheets then release the stench into the air whenever you take them off

You better stop farting under those sheets, you'll unleash the beast after

by Zeus153 October 16, 2016

The Beauty and The Beast

The movie you should see when having sensible girls over. This movie tends to get them in a special state where you can take sexual advantage of them because they consider everything romantic after seeing the love unfolding between a hairy beast and a hb.

Random dude: "Was The Beauty and The Beast the only thing you made her watch?"
Smart dude: "Should i lie, or make you jealous?"
Random dude: "Gj"

by alex alexsonx June 19, 2008

Beast Whore

noun. in short a buddies girlfriend that is uncool, spiteful and on the verge of being overweight. The defining quality of a "beast whore" is when the "girl" while going out with your buddy, continually expands to the point of obesity, then dumps your buddy to gain more weight leaving your friend heartbroken.

John, don't let that Beast Whore get you down!! Go get a skinny chick!

by Dr Asseater August 2, 2006

beaster

not dank, a lesser quality of nug. Usually smells of hay

hey you got any chronic

ya.

that shit aint dank thats just some beaster

by wes March 8, 2005