Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.

"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."

Boner hostage by JLLee September 5, 2011

boner point 

To say something that makes people incredibly excited.

After giving the background and details of the event, my boner point was that Drake was going to be performing at the after. Everybody started going nuts.

boner point by A-FERRRR October 4, 2011

Boner Swag 

The waddle/limp walk that a person (male, trans-gender) Does when they have a boner.

I Saw Robbie walking out of class with his book over his crotch, he appeared to be limping... tsk tsk, must've had boner swag!

Boner Swag by ajhgui1 August 11, 2012

Boner Bubble 

Having to fart while your having sex...

"Dude, I was with this chick last night and I farted."
"How was that for her?"
"Quite the boner bubble.."
"She liked it!"

Boner Bubble by MitchMatch September 9, 2012

boner coffee 

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick

William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee

boner coffee by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013

Boner jammer 

The act of jamming ones boner.

This chick starts talking about her kids on our first date...it turned into a real boner jammer

Boner jammer by MrWafflehead January 15, 2014

boner sword 

Another cool name for a boner.

Guy1: I'm having a boner right now.

Guy2: Dude, u don't call it a boner! That's bland! Say boner sword! It sound more awesome.

boner sword by YoMamaHasAids April 28, 2014