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Alas

Meaning you have figured something out, or

something has happened.
Alas, the package has arrived.

Alas, you have found the phone.
by Sally19 June 28, 2010
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alaskan icicle

(n) A sexual manuver;

While still in foreplay, the giver must slap the reciever's ass silly num. As the giver enters, thier partner will be so num from the beating to thier posterier that they should not feel the penetration. This is called the alaskan icicle. If having vaginal intercourse, one may slap the vagina with the hand, leather belt, fly swatter, or similar to make it completely num. Intercourse will feel like fucking an icicle.
I got off in 2 minutes, but it took Green 45 minutes because he had to thaw out the alaskan icicle before he felt any of it.
by Rob Rizzle September 5, 2006
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alaskan breezer

it is when the man cums in a womans mouth from getting a blowjob then pushes her head in his cock deep throating her with a tight grip and tells her " I have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis from sleeping with a prostitute" and the woman gets shocked.
tommy:thats a good girl ( Tommy is giving her a alaskan breezer she is not aware of and cums in her mouth.)
Tommy:i have a confession to tell you i have aids and syphillis for sleeping with the best prostitue in a local brothel.(tommy holds katrinas head to his dick deep throating her.)
katrina:you evil bastard!!!!!!
by mr annonymous January 10, 2009
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Atlas Shrugging

Glen Beck was on TV again talking about shrugging his atlas. I can't believe they let people go on TV and talk like that.

Charles Koch was in the bathroom for a long time. I asked what he was doing in there, his only response was, "Atlas Shrugged"

I walked in on Rush Limbaugh in his office, he was atlas shrugging.
by jgritty January 23, 2013
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Call Her Alaska

A band that started in Westford, MA. Played at the Parish Center for the Arts. They had amazing music, but broke up after the lead singer became annoying, and needy.

The band was loved by a lot of Westford kids, and occasionally people still talk about them. They were the only good band that Westford has ever had.
westford academy

Call Her Alaska was a pretty amazing band.
by callheralaskalover January 25, 2010
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alaskan shitball

whit having anal intercourse, deficate and roll you turd into a ball, hold it in your hand and shove it into your parters mouth
(for you super fucked up people with even more fucked up fetish's)
i alaskan shitballed her mouth. and she loved it
by cockblocker123 April 14, 2011
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Alass

Someone who lives in their own bubble and views them self as a perfect human being. Often likes the smells of his own farts.
Yo Don't mind him he's just Alass!.
by AbyssWalker25 January 1, 2017
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