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The Great Australian Bite

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time
In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with
by NunceBolger February 26, 2022
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Max in australia

Very hot athletic and cute, wherever he goes women and men flock him. The one and only true definition of a homo
Wow I want to be like max in Australia to pull women and men
by Max in Australia April 14, 2022
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Study in Australia consultants in Hyderabad

"Wanna Study in Australia? IVY Overseas is the Best Study in Australia consultants in Hyderabad. Team with 2000+ visa experience and who are highly competent in advising about programs, GTE checks, SOP preparation and an impressive visa success with the High Commission. Study in Australia with up to 30% scholarship* and post study work up to 6 years*"
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by Basha shaik May 29, 2023
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that one mad Australian guy in cod

he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.
that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit
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Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.

Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.
Aloura at AUSTRALIA but I hope she doesn’t stress herself out.
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
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Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
Someone at Australia is my cousin but that in law whom I just met is over.
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Infidel MC Australia

A "Veteran" Motorcycle club based in Sydney Australia that consists of a group of civilian crane drivers parading as veterans and a very small number of actual veterans who spend their weekends pretending to be outlaws, snorting money raised for charities and cheating on their wives.

Their activities include scamming the public by pretending to raise money for a veteran cause (The Sydney Veterans Lodge) which is actually a motorcycle clubhouse where a plumber who pretends to be a commando veteran does cocaine with his real bikkie mates.
"Hey is that a group of bikkies?"
"Nah that's just those losers from the Infidel MC Australia on their way to buy some cocaine".

"I heard the Infidel MC Australia was a veteran motorcycle club?"
"Nah they are just a bunch of crane drivers parading as veterans for clout".
by TheTruthWillSetYouFree308 March 2, 2024
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