Alaskan Advent Calendar

The act of jizzing in one hole of an advent calendar every day until there are no more left. Then you freeze it overnight and then eat the chocolates. When you have all of chocolates in your mouth, you have oral sex with your bitch and then shoot her with a massive load of cum, and when she is knocked out from the cum, you throwing her out the window onto a freeway.

I gave my bitch and Alaskan Advent Calendar and the funeral is next thursday.

by 6117 March 11, 2025

Alaskan Clap of Fury

A singular clap of absolute power that can be done to cat or booty, feared by all who are not dominants of the night. It is commonley performed on a victim with a booty 2x their own size and is a singular clap that inflicts endless pleasure and brain damage including excessive drooling, twitching, and squirting.

That alaskan clap of fury i just pulled off blew her to mars.

by EBSpremium March 18, 2025

Alaskan bull frog

When you hook a females big toes between yours during sex and use them to thrust by extending your legs.

Last night I gave my girl the ol Alaskan bull frog

by WombRaidrr March 19, 2025

Alaskan bull frog

When you use your big toes to grab your partners big toes and start thrusting using only your legs from behind

I gave her the old Alaskan bull frog since I've gotten my arms amputated

by WombRaidrr March 20, 2025

Alaskan oil check

A sex act that involves inserting a frozen popsicle up a person's anus

Come by later and I'll let you give me an Alaskan oil check 😏

by Avrazchupac May 31, 2024

Alaskan Bullworm

When a man has Demonic Dick.

I can’t leave him alone y’all he got that Alaskan Bullworm.

by Bougetto June 3, 2024

Alaskan snow shovel

It is when you and 3 or more men grab a snow shovel and ejaculate on it to "fill it up" then thrown it on one of the boys partners

He Frank me and the boys are going to do an Alaskan snow shovel on my gf are you in!

by Snowmanman June 27, 2024