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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Probably the dumbest member of Congress, who wants to ban cars, cows, cops, planes, and border patrol.
Did you see the new Instagram video where Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezcalled cauliflower racist?
by Actual Patriot September 9, 2021
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Alejandro

The gayest man you will ever meet
Alejandro is gay
by 3estrdyfugtreryuguytf May 28, 2018
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Alexander ( Alex )

a massive cunt that just wants his dick wet even if it means he's gonna get herpes. Emotionally abusive and toxic. Will apologize for one minute then blame everything on you. Cheats continuously, should never be trusted. Looks like a mf goblin hacks into ppls instas and posts pornographic images. overall a fucking cunt that will fuck a hamster if it means he's gonna get to use his dick. ( he's also a raging alcoholic, has a 30% average, and is super manipulative and will only use you for your body and gifts! )
me: alexander ( alex ) is a fuckin prick that needs to get his shit together
alex: i love you please come back
me: you've cheated now like 5 times
alex: i promise ive changed, I only cheated on you with her bc since I moved I havent had any physical connection
( then proceeds to hack my instagram account leading it to be deleted )
by urtherealcrazyexhere December 15, 2018
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Alexander Albon

Red Bull to Alexander Albon circa 19/12/20:
by Shitlife November 19, 2020
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Alejandro

Gay. Gayest person in the world. Looks like a mushroom. Tries to act black but he isnt.
Oh my god look at Alejandro. EWWWW!
HES SUCH A HUNGI LIKE FUNGI
Alejandro SHUT THE FUCK UP
by BigDickerusAdobe May 1, 2019
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Alejandro

A gorilla that wears a sweater, comes to school, and gets bullied

Why the black kid always have to bully him!?
Poor gorilla...
Black kid: let’s gangbang alechanga
Alejandro: why must I suffer everyday
by Transformersboi420 February 11, 2020
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Brandy Alexander

I'm not in it but I see them all the time
by Jeremy Dehart April 18, 2005
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