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suck weasel

A suck weasel is one who is generally terrible at any given event, whether it be video games, life, or even a sport like tennis.
Did you see Joel get shut out today, he is quite the suck weasel.
by BuffaloWingLover14 February 5, 2017
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Sucking zone

The point at which one vehicle "punches a hole" in the air for another vehicle behind it, thus lowering the air resistance for said vehicle and propelling it forward at a faster rate. This zone is informally known as the "Sucking zone."

In various racing sims, this zone is typically reached when a vehicle is at minimum 0.600 seconds behind the one in front.
"Dude, how are you going to fast?"
"I'm in the sucking zone!"
by nullifiedasx April 5, 2023
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Sucks at life

Can't do anything right. Spends time getting high on pills and drunk while trying to make funny jokes, which they fail at miserably. Also is a terrible fantasy football player. Tattoos are lame and uninspired.
Jim is such a fucking loser, he sucks at life so bad he only has 1 fantasy football win this year. He also has a faggy tramp stamp tattoo. What a fucking dipshit!
by 4xchamp November 17, 2019
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counter-suck

When you nut and ygirls mouth and she spits it back into your penis hole
Damn my dick hurts, girl gave my the counter-suck
by Fourjewinthebasement January 17, 2018
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Suck feeding

When a girl only drinks a mans sperm for a week straight to loose weight.
I’m doing the suck feeding diet to loose 10 pounds.
by Lick my couchy 3000 January 29, 2021
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Suck Start

When your girl makes it grow in her mouth before you fuck the shit out of her.
Lauren likes to give joe a suck start whenever she wants her back blown out.
by Macho Fucker October 5, 2021
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Royally Suck

When something sucks so fucking much it breaks reality and kills God.
Person 1 - My mum just bit the dust.

Person 2 - That royally sucks tbh
by Fucker with internet access September 22, 2022
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