The most beautiful, amazing, cute, gold-hearted, funny girl that has ever lived. An honestly perfect soulmate, so much so, that any man who has her will never let go of her.
Guy: Hey is that your girlfriend jess?
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
Guy 2: Yeh but bro. Its “is that your *wife* jess. then yes it is her.
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Man, I was a bit plugged up with Taco Bell from last night, so today at the meeting I Jesse Mercered my boss....two birds, one stone! Or one glob of cheese poo
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I want a jesse and jessica type of relationship(a relationship where no matter how hard it gets the two parties get through it together)
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Ur mum “have you heard about Jess Mckie?”
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone
You “You mean the swaggiest girl in the world she’s legit cooler than everyone
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Yo did u here Jesse has a big pp
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