ebay drunk

Buying sumat on ebay while drunk. not buying one thing but buying three of the same item.

i was ebay drunk and now have three items that are the same

by Javindius massam February 5, 2010

peak drunk

The drunkest moment of your life.

I was peak drunk on my 21st birthday.

by MechJack October 7, 2016

pooppants drunk

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

by James Crackcorn August 23, 2011

Wonder drunk

Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.

John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.

by Missamybb8 April 24, 2019

Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?

Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.

by HarBak November 13, 2022

Drunk text

A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.

It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.

Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.

by you better thank me for this June 1, 2010

drunk dance

n. The semi-spastic body movements one makes while inebriated. This may result in the formation of bruises, embarassment, or an ill-fated epithet.

Partygoers witnessed Denise's progression from tapping her foot to the rhythym to an all-out drunk dance involving air punches and headbanging.

by hotfrenchtoast April 30, 2005