A head football coach who's been stabbed, loves chewing tobacco, and is incredibly stubborn. He likes yelling and making fun of children, and most likely got laid at 12. Examples of quotes "Racoons... aggressive little shits." "YOU ARE SO FUCKING SLOW"
by greeneggsnshmeegle January 08, 2019
One solid guy! You’re all that I want! I love this man forever! I’ll never let go! Go team Brian! We got this!
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by Lilbitqueenbee4life aka Honey September 16, 2020
Brian crowder is a straight dawg, Brian is a great football player and wears number 1 since he’s such a guy. we love B1
by Rustyy_579 November 20, 2023
Brian is a boy who has the biggest balls in the world so many people called him ‘biggest bollocks boy’.
by marcotoa January 19, 2025
a phrase usually used for when a person jumps from the window, dying from the impact. Of course, inspired by Brian Thomas’ dramatic ass death.
by noarksdefine November 24, 2021
by WWFriend March 02, 2017
"Brian Tumor" (noun): A highly contagious and profoundly debilitating condition primarily affecting pre-adolescent males named Brian, typically observed at age 12. The disease manifests as an uncontrollable expansion of ego and a dramatic increase in the frequency of unsolicited, poorly timed, and often cringe-worthy attempts at humor. Symptoms include a marked decline in tolerance for other people’s well-being, an overwhelming need to insert oneself into every conversation, and an alarming tendency to dominate social situations with an incessant stream of 'inappropriate' jokes.When you're stuck in a group chat with a 12-year-old named Brian, and he won't stop making terrible puns, interrupting every conversation, and somehow turning everything into his personal highlight reel. It's like his brain is a tumor, growing uncontrollably, with zero regard for anyone else's sanity
Bro, I can't take it anymore. Every time Brian speaks, it's like a Brian tumor of bad jokes and unsolicited opinions. Someone please save us.
by sawcon May 14, 2025