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nerd bingo

When two or more people engage in a particularly dorky, off topic conversation which likely has little to no interest by the common person.
"Hey did you hear those two dorks playing nerd bingo? One of them asked me if I knew that black silicon is between 100 and 500 times more sensitive to light than conventional silicon, and could be used to revolutionize solar energy generation? What a douche!"
by spyhd3r October 14, 2009
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nerd-a-stud

A rare breed of intellect and studliness combined. Usually used for self-appraisal.
If someone said nerdalert in your direction, you can respond back by saying "i'm a nerd-a-stud!"
by Jon Kong March 10, 2009
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data nerd

When a person is into data to the point of a sexual fetish. Alternatively, one could define the term as a nerd who really likes statistics.
A: "Here we've got the incidence of the word "photon" in science articles over the course of history."
B: "I'm sorry, is this relatively to all the articles, or is it an absolute number?"
A: "Absolute."
B: "The amount of science articles also grew exponentially, are you sure this graph of yours says anything of substance?"
A: "Fuck off, go be a data nerd somewhere else.
by tautologist August 5, 2016
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nerd slinger

A special kind of nerd. This nerd is probably at the very top of the Nerd Hierachy. The nerd level is so high, that anyone in the direct field of his presence would probably be infected with his/her nerd virus. Very dangerous.
Dude1: "Holy ****. a nerd slinger."
Dude-ette1: "Quick, to the escape hatch."
by John Connor 2006 February 4, 2006
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Nerd

Nerd- They don't lift weights being scrawny, own items such as motorcycles, sports cars, handguns, rifles, or anything that is actually attractive, are unclean having a pigsty of a home, and generally smell bad. There a variation of Geek but have been consumed by loserness. Normally developing in early childhood. A Geek born with retardation is a Nerd.
Damn dude I can smell you from four feet away. You have enough time to complete every quest on Skyrim and World of Warcraft combined but not enough time to shower before work. Your such a Nerd.

There is a reason why Best Buy has a Geek Squad and not a Nerd Squad. For one the smell would drive away customers.
by Geek DDI October 20, 2012
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Nerd

A lonely man. With a small toothbrush.
Wow, look at that nerd, I would hate to have a toothbrush that small...
toothbrush
by Mattxy8 January 17, 2011
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Nerd Lover

In the "Ugly Betty" fandom, person who ships "Nerd Love" (Betty/Henry).

Referring to the term Amanda coined in the show when she watched Betty and Henry interact in Season 1 of the popular TV show.
Forget Gio and Daniel! I am a Nerd Lover!
by dadiva18 October 23, 2009
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