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Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?
Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?
by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019
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giving you shit

Vulgar way to describe teasing. See also "giving (you) a hard time," "pulling my/their leg," "bullshitting."
"Look at this guy with the plastic jacket!"
"What are you talking about? This is real leather."
"Relax bro, just giving you shit."
by Davis The Untamed May 15, 2022
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Fuck Yo Shit

To flip over someone's item
*smacks over someone's water bottle* "Fuck Yo Shit"
by Awkotawko March 7, 2015
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last resort shit

Your toilet is clogged it's the middle of the night your nighbors are asleep you have no place else to go and your last resort,shit in a bag.
last night i had to have a last resort shit because of a clogger shit i had 3 days before. So i had to put a bag over the toilet seat and shit in that.
by kool_kat ate me May 3, 2009
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STINKS LIKE SHIT

I DO!!!!
No matter how much I shower I still STINKS LIKE SHIT. I wash my male clothes but my female clothes STINKS LIKE SHIT as I never wash them. I like to play little boy or little girl games called " STINKS LIKE SHIT ". The way you play the game STINKS LIKE SHIT is you say , " let's SEEYOURASSH0LE".
by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 29, 2021
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Pes Master SHIT!

someone who thinks they are tank at a game (such as CoD) and is actually shit
Jon: Wow, Jamie thinks he's so good at CoD but he just got 4 kills to 23 deaths!
Ayrden: Ahaha, I bet he feels like a right Pes Master Shit!!
by jonjon6 May 9, 2010
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Piss n Shit

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean
Bro I gotta go piss n shit, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up
by xcraft37 December 2, 2019
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