Fucked-me-in

When you are getting ready for bed/sleep, and your partner fucks the shit out of you until you fall asleep.

I was having trouble going to sleep until my boyfriend fucked-me-in.

by Stonewallace March 28, 2020

nek me delf

when someone is say something so retarded that all you can say is neck me delf

nek me delf

by $Unkown$ October 26, 2016

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Me

that is me.

me now.

by MeNOw August 29, 2020

Me

A person whom hates themselves and is barely holding on to life. They can hardly contain themselves from killing someone/themselves. Just truly needs too die. Please shoot me. Please.

Me: *exists*

by Sadness Spaghetti December 10, 2019

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

why me not you

A phrase people use when they don't like that they have to do something and not someone else.

I have jury duty? why me not you?

by realwordmaker24 December 1, 2018