1 man 1 jar

Its scarring to say the least

some kid from 2008: -searches 1 man 1 jar because he was told by his friends-
man: -crouches for a jar to go up his anus-
man: -glass shatters while in his anus-
man: -puddles of blood hit the ground-
man: -makes no sort of noise of pain or anything-

guess you can say he took it like a champ

by Fiction_name February 6, 2022

transit white van man

A general noncey guy who likes to touch children and their armpits. Often could be a child trying to sexually harass ladies.

“That Ollie is such a transit white van man, he’s always trying to touch me.” said Evie to Tamzin.

by 69ordoggystyle August 10, 2019

One Man Hand Party

A term reffering to masturbation

I was quite randy in school so i hid in the closet for a quick one man hand party

by jappy jappy jappy January 5, 2011

Keeping The Other Man Warm

Keeping The Other Man Warm is a term to describe the acts of a female whom has been deemed a whore or prostitute.

Zach: Man, Rebecca was the love of my life forever...I can't believe she cheated on me with two guys !

Mike: Well, your not the first. Looks like she's just always Keeping The Other Man Warm when the times needed.

Zach: Damn.

by LyricalFauxpas September 5, 2011

man of all work

a manservant who does all kinds of work such as cooking, dish-washing, washing and cleaning.

Being a man of all work, he can hardly take respite.

by uttam maharjan March 28, 2010

SECOND-STORY MAN

A man leaving an upstairs bedroom window, ahead of the returning husband.

We had to x-ray this second-story man's whole body after he jumped from the bedroom window trying to escape his girlfriend's husband, who returned home early.

by LynnMass50 December 7, 2016

Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

Someone who has something against the well known character known as the muffin man. Therefore they will set out on a search hunt to destroy him and being successful, they eat him for breakfast.

Rita doesn't like muffins, or anyone who makes them. She got victorious when after him, and ate him. She is a Muffin Man Murderer (M.M.M.)

by LlamasInTraining August 4, 2009