You know that thing when you're sitting in down and your jeans ripple up in the crotch give the illusion of one having a small erection. Thats what a Jean Boner is.
by In.The.AM October 17, 2012
When you try to jack off but you start to lose your boner because you can't think of anything or you lose your horniness.
by usuck329 May 08, 2009
Jess: Jesus Mike, would you do something about that boner? It's making all the Pi Phi's uncomfortable.
Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.
Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
Mike: I can't, miss perfect tits just walked by and I nearly got Boner Narcolepsy.
Jess: Well strap it down with a Boner Bungee, or someone's going to call campus police.
by RJH2 May 24, 2016
A high pitched whistle emitted from the penile hole after heavy petting and general gental gentile strokes or sucks on the weinke. May or may not sound like a train or teapot depending on the size of the specimen. Could cause blindness in people within 1 mile area.
by Ben McLaky January 01, 2008
by otatop February 08, 2009
Maynard James Keenan's only way to describe his insane sexual fetish for country music artists. It's basically where his penis gets so hard that it is glowing red hot, then he goes and finds Wynona Judd and her mommy and really lays down the law of Maynards Dick.
I fucked Willie Nelson
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!
My cuntry boner...it won't go down!
I fucked him deep inside
I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died
I fucked Dwight Yoakum
Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered when I poked him
I fucked the Judds!
I fucked the Judds!
My cuntry boner...it won't go down!
by x_vacant@hotmail.com March 29, 2008
by Billcheese1 February 01, 2010