when a girls boyfriend is a mortician and he is fucking the bodies on a regular bases, he will acquire a mite on his penis. when his girlfriend gives him a blow job, she will get the mite on her face. when the mite bites her she will get a Grey rash across the bottom of her face. thus...Grey Beard.
this girls boyfriend worked at the city morgue. since his girlfriend wouldnt put out enough he decided to start fucking the corpses in the body room of the morgue. after awhile a flesh mite got on his penis and bit his girlfriend one day during a blow job and she got a grey rash on her face. thus...Grey Beard.
by pan-cock-ay December 14, 2008
Get the Grey Beardmug. Scientology critic and emmy winner Mark Bunker. Creator of xenutv.com and spiritual leader of Anonymous in the fight against Scientology.
"Wise Beard Man is Wise"
"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."
"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."
"Wise Beard Man: his words are wise, his face is beard."
"Bunker is a prejudist. He prejudices."
by Anon5858 January 11, 2009
Get the Wise Beard Manmug. Taken from a popular parody of the 31st episode of Fox Network's X-Men animated series, by one Randy Hayes and one Xavier Nazario of My Way Productions.
'The Juggernaut' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."
'The Juggernaut' (Hayes) interrupts 'Black Tom Cassidy' (Nazario), saying "comb your beard, I don't want to hear that shit."
by Sabine91 June 14, 2008
Get the comb your beardmug. Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?
Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"
Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."
by Bri0n October 29, 2010
Get the lay off beardmug. by the Gnart February 17, 2010
Get the Epic Beard Manmug. A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.
Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!
by Vince September 27, 2004
Get the guildford bearded ladymug. A bearded lantern/ A lantern with a beard attached to it as a part of natural growth.
A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.
A word which can be used as a come-back to anything.
by Bearded Lantern February 22, 2009
Get the Bearded Lanternmug.