wangtang_v2 

WangTang_V2 from BustaBit is a word for someone who has done a $1,000,000 gambling bet for retarded odds. or small amount of money. When someone does a huge bet you call them a WangTang_V2, unlike a generic Ryan who pussies out.

You going to do a huge bet and beat the max bet, gonna be a WangTang_V2 unlike a generic as fuck Ryan??

wangtang_v2 by Shilro September 11, 2020

wankslut 

a poopy person i think

if you hate noodles ur a wankslut

wankslut by hetpotet October 4, 2020

Wangxian 

The couple everyone wants to be. The two people that have been there for each other even when the other messed up countless times.

Don’t say you are wangxian. I’ll personally slap you

Wangxian by Nixkemi on TikTok January 18, 2022

wanganoodle

A part of a tie that sticks out of your jumper
or a goofy name for a python

Guy 1: I can see you're deeply observing my wanganoodle
Guy 2: Zoo wee mama

wanganoodle by BigTosha July 30, 2023

Jizz Wand 

The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face

After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.

Jizz Wand by Ant Beniquez August 20, 2009

Disaster Wank 

A wank that takes your mind off a disaster that has just occured, allowing you to have a clear mind to think of a solution.

1) I rolled my car last night. Hit two pedestrians and a dog.
2) Bloody hell, what did you do?!
1) I had a quick Disaster Wank then set about destroying the evidence before running off into the woods.

Disaster Wank by Harold Bishop's Love Child March 2, 2010

Quantum Wank 

n. Masterbating whilst mentally reliving past sexual failures and "Trying to put right what once went wrong."

I totally blew it with the hot chick with the big jugs last night. She walked away 'to talk to her friends' and I knew she wasn't coming back. I ended having a Quantum Wank over her when I got home so my balls didn't explode. Those puppies weren't hard to forget!

Quantum Wank by Lucky Bastard MK1 May 5, 2010