Unicorn

The polite way of calling some a Dickhead.

He's is a right unicorn off a boss

by Telenikros July 6, 2014

unicuntry

A combination of "universe" and "cuntry" (please see definition), used to describe times when the individual feels like the universe is 'fucking with' them, or, in other words, being cunty. Similar to the concepts of karma and dharma, the unicuntry can be used to express dismay or ambivalence if the course of one's life is not going as one would like.

What did I do in a past life to deserve such scorn from the unicuntry?

My boyfriend broke up with me and my dog just died...the unicuntry is clearly at it again.

by nonmerci April 15, 2009

Unicorn Splash

The act of a mythological orgasm.

It was so big I Unicorn Splashed into another dimension.

by Luraethor December 1, 2010

Unicornifying

A unicorn believer and owner who gives some of their unicornistic powers to another mortal who has proven themselves worthy of the unicornistic lifestyle, religion and magic.

The unicornifying took place at the temple

by UnicornismForEverAndEver July 7, 2011

unicorness

the idea that unicorns might exist.

I belive in unicorness

by unicorness May 17, 2014

Unicorning

A software trick used by the authors of the Wikipedia's Visual Editor software, that sometimes makes it appear invisible unicorn-shaped characters in the text.

The article I was edited was broken because of all that unicorning.

by dialmove December 29, 2015

unicorn kink

To call somebody unicorn during sexual intercourse. Usually used with mentally damaged people. Or attention whores.

Bro last night this chick had a unicorn kink! Never heard that one!

by Love_danny January 11, 2016