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Molesting Unicorns

An indoctrination done by communist college professors on there very impressionable gender ambiguous students. Where ALL people who are not straight, white, or Male are Nazi sympathizers. These nutty professors mold these little participation trophy winners into "Antifa" soldiers.Along with all the BS Hollywood rhetoric and fictional biased pandering of America's fake news establishment they have formed an army of zombie-like minions who are incapable of abstract thought.
Marxist minions are at it again with our impressionable youth, I swear they're molesting unicorns and making them think they shit skittles whilst solving world hunger, if we dont fight these fruitcakes we'll all be starving or dead in 10 years
by yotaterds January 18, 2021
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unicorn

Mythical creature. It's like a horse with a seat on its head.
"Every girl wants a unicorn for her 16th birthday."
"I'd say. Its ever better than a vibrator!"
by Joe Blow July 5, 2004
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Unicorn

Unicorn are mystical creatures which are attracted and could be captured only by a virgin.

In VTuber terms, unicorns are mostly referring to fans (especially male) of female vtuber that who can't accept the behavior of their oshi having significant others or even interacting with any other males, hence keeping their oshi "pure". Compare to gachikoi, unicorns may not have a parasocial relationship with their oshi.
A: I can't believe X the vtuber is collabing with Y the third time this month! What a whore!
B: stfu unicorn
by cottonface July 30, 2023
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Unicorn

The sexual act of skull-fucking a horse then shoving your penis through its skull making it look like it has a horn.
boy 1: Hey did you see that? Is it a unicorn???

boy 2: Nah man my friend told me he was going to unicorn a horse.
by Milky~Chan March 16, 2010
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unicloud

half unicorn and half cloud.. just a made up creature.
there was a unicloud in my backyard.
by mccatmousey August 6, 2011
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unicornishhoe

a unicorn that sniffs pixy dust all day and sells their body for money or more pixy dust
a unicornishhoe was on the side of the road trying to get some money by selling their body
by unicorn knower July 11, 2012
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unicorn turd pillows

Is a magical rainbow pillow that was birthed out of a unicorns toe and rubbed on a dogs butt to for the shape of a turd
That pillow it totally a unicorn turd pillows
by ........!_ November 29, 2014
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