american university

For those in the know, AU is THE University to find a girl in the DC area worth dating. While Georgetown students are busy popping their pink collars, GW students are busy paying for an overpriced education, and Catholic students are busy being Catholic, American University is an absolute goldmine for intelligent girls (or men, if you swing that way). For people that actually want to make a difference and not just ride Daddy's coattails to a soul-sucking Legal/Medical profession, AU is where it's at.

G-town girl in a bar: "I'm drinkish beer wit' a straw. You're cute!"
Me:"I can't wait for the American University girls to show up."

(Honestly, I wish I could claim that I was making this up.)

by neinmeinstein November 16, 2006

unitasker

someone who does one thing at a time, not able to do more than one thing at a time

I can't multitask, I'm a unitasker

by jeffreygus February 16, 2010

Universititty

1.Girly action(sexual) one gets while attending college.

2. Feminine sexual conquests, fuck-buddies ( often devoid of love, or separate from a relationship) one has while attending college.

3. The collective female population of a college represented as an object of sexual desire.

1. John really sowed his wild oats back in the day. He used to get a lot of universititty.

2. A: So you used to go out with Sheila in college eh?
B: Na.We used to do it once in a while.,but she was just universititty. It wasn't serious.

3.You're going off to College X eh? You lucky bastard. I hear they have some mad universititty,bro!

by Skuldugger September 4, 2012

University of Dallas (UD)

The University of Dallas is a paradise (not unlike the Paradisio in Dante's Divine Comedy) of mysterious delights. Here you can find skunks, soggy rice and completely wasted undergraduates. Only at UD! On the flip side, some people here enjoy playing the banjo on Friday nights in the woods, wearing capes to raise money for charity and studying Greek and Latin for fun. Have a great time and enjoy the ride!

The Catholic University for independent thinkers (a.k.a. University of Dallas (UD)) is actually a lot of fun and the skunks are cute!

by Daughter of Ariston October 6, 2012

Unionbutt

An ass so good it makes you cry.

Why are you crying?
Look over there.
Oh sweet Jesus, an unionbutt.

by Prins-e30 March 14, 2014

unicornia

A place where all the unicorns come from
They stay hidden from humans just like mermaids

I wish I could go to unicornia

by jasontheawesome March 2, 2015

United Airlines

The number one place to go if you want to be forcefully dragged out with a bloody mouth and concussion for no fucking reason.

United Airlines just kicked a guy out for no fucking reason and he was bleeding from his mouth.

by Rebellereign April 16, 2017