uncle fat

thicc monkey, god

UNCLE FAT IS THE SUPREME GOD

by eg w leg April 20, 2018

Uncle Dennis

When you fall asleep on the shitter when you’re shit faced.

What the fuck... Tom drank so much he pulled an Uncle Dennis

by Teddyweeds November 21, 2017

uncles mung

An exclamation used when you get to the ball first on a kickoff in rocket league.

Also when your mother or fathers brother tells you sweet sweet secrets and whispers them into your mouth or anus, usually with gusto and cream.

"Last night, Unky Preston gave my toot box a 30 minute Uncles Mung session. Now i am filled with secrets to be unloaded on the porcelain throne, where I hopefully will receive the kiss of a witch."

by Slam Dumpster December 13, 2017

Unclehood

The responsibility of being an uncle which may include painting your nieces nails.

Be a good unclehood will you and paint your nieces nails

by Metyhf January 1, 2018

Uncle Chuck

A person in high school who acts like the drunk uncle who shows up to family BBQ's. Found in Iowa. Dresses like your dad

"Charles Craigmile is a real uncle Chuck

by SisterFister9000 January 4, 2018

uncle paul nightmare

a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.

Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.

by sageisms January 4, 2018

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium is a place of peace, strippers and ANAL. On the inside of this palace of PORN is just a great big wonderful rainbow of bondage, lesbians, etc. So come on down to Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium, we do not condone eggs

"UNCLE Jimmies PORN EMPORIUM, ThIS is Jimmie SPEAking HOw mAY i HEALp YOU?"

by UNCLESAMFUCKEDMYSISTER January 24, 2018