UBER ANAL

when you have anal sex so fast that your asshole ruptures and you drink the blood

person 1: (at funeral) how did she die?
person 2: i did uber anal with her and she died of blood loss

by darky slayer69 December 27, 2018

Uber Boonked

Used to express the absolute destruction of someone.

Damn you just got Uber Boonked

by Hoodlum23 January 3, 2019

Uber

A ride-sharing service for whenever you can't get a taxi.

Timmy Turner: I can't find any taxis, I'll just use Uber.
*Gets kidnapped by Uber driver*

by fakename06 January 5, 2019

uber gay

When you lost your wallet and they dont even give you the nepali drivers number and say give 24 hours, wtf

BOI I HAD MY CREDIT CARD IN THERE WTF UBER GAY!!!!!!!!!

by UBER dont give my my wallet an January 10, 2019

Uber sketch

Based of sketchy Uber drivers, this term is used for describing a sketchy situation or something that happened without a reasonable explanation.

Grant: Yo have you seen Michael?
Sam: He left with some Senior girl
Grant: uber sketch

by Sammybabbs January 22, 2019

Uber

To repeat menial tasks over and over to avoid actual work.

Dude that new guy is such an Uber.

He has been ubering all day.

When will they stop ubering and actually handle their responsibilities.

by Delraydave January 27, 2019

überblogger

Someone who write posts about everything.

She is a real überblogger, writing a post about taking a shower and having breakfast.

by StepheÖrkle January 31, 2019