two lines

A common technique used when drawing a penis. The foreskin is represented by two lines that separate the head from the shaft.

Hey Tony, did you see that dick someone drew on the board in the weight room? Yeah, it had two lines so I bet Paul drew it.

by ChrisSutton July 29, 2016

two tone earthworm

Two tone earthworm: when two men of diffrent races/ethnicity engage in docking.

I walked in the bathroom and thoes dudes were choking a two tone earthworm.

by Irishbackrub March 24, 2017

two time talker

A male or female who talks to multiple others of the opposite sex in a flirtatious way at the same time; Leading multiple people on at once; F***boi

Man, the dude is such a two time talker.

by Gurly pop May 25, 2017

two speed

Used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely shitfaced.

Person 1: Gents, who's up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.

by alex101111 July 22, 2017

Two Pound Watchdog

A Yorkshire, Chihuahua, Pomeranian or other fur laden rodent with a HUGE mouth and constant bark.

A two pound watchdog wouldn't even make a decent sized sandwich.

by Pootdaggy September 7, 2017

Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017

Two Tucker

When your balls hang low enough that your girl can reach around, while your banging her on top, and stuff both your nuts up her ass. The feeling is intense like a tiny midget hand squeezing your nads. Desired by many. Accomplished by the gifted few.

Thanks to my heavy hangers, Rachel did the two tucker on me last night. So tight.

Braaaaahh I can’t shake the sight of waking in on you and my sister doing the two tucker.

by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018