Twat Waffle

someone who is just a total bitch

Rolando is such a fucking twat waffle

by thenydondada December 10, 2013

twat block

similar to a cock block; a 'girl' friend stepping in to run off the ugly girl your stuck talking to; More likely to happen at a club/bar

Girl: 'Man, that girl wouldn't step off, and she was ugly!'Friend: "Thanks for twat blocking"Girl: "'yeah, anytime'BOTH: (continue drinking excessively)

by tellulah January 11, 2009

twat waffles

another word for the folds of skin of a woman's vagina,
labia

that just blows me away.... the amount of visuals... that the term "twat waffles" brings up....

by Mozes March 13, 2005

trotting twat

a specially slected girls (twats).
Criteria (you must fit one or all):
- you look like a horse
- you smoke while wearing tights
- you are a midget in love with a goiter
- you are ugly
- you drive a minivan
- you date ian
- you love muffins.

"Did you just see her with muffins?"
" Yeah!What a trotting twat."

by Bracey McGee December 29, 2007

twat twiddler

One who forgoes other sexual activity to concentrate exclusively on "fingering" vaginas.

Jean-Claude was a teenage twat-twiddler - then he met Lisa-Marie, & Mary-Lou.

by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Twit Twat

Defines those that use twitter in every aspect of their lives, endlessly spamming you until the point you snap and do something horrific to them.

Rick "Oh my GOD. why won't your phone stop beeping!?"
Trevor "IT'S STUPID CHRIS AND HIS TWITTER UPDATES! First he was brushing his teeth, then he was flossing, then he was rinsing.. It's unbearable"
Rick "What a..., a..."
Trevor "What a Twit Twat"
Rick "Agreed"

by TheTallan June 4, 2011

twat nav

A better word used to describe a sat nav or GPS system that has sent you in the wrong direction repeatedly or that is generally useless!

This shitty twat nav has made me take the wrong exit again!

by Helen81 December 31, 2008