Like Troll Dolls, The Troll is rather fubsy, making her supernatural deceptiveness all the more insidious to her unsuspecting victims. With stumpy little legs stemming from her stout stature, The Troll comfortably dwells in damp and dark places, such as under rickety old bridges or on the inferior second floor of a college residence hall. Her knappy, afro-textured hair bears unquestionable resemblance to the multicolored tangled nest of hair atop Troll Dolls' heads. Her wicked red eyes are themselves a life-sucking force that reflect the blazing depths of hell that reside deep within her shattered soul. Whoever said that Reese Witherspoon and Anna Faris are cursed with unfavorably large foreheads must never have encountered the gaping expanse of flesh between The Troll's demonic eyes and grisly hair.
The Troll is undoubtedly possesses many psychopathic personality traits. Entirely detached from reality, The Troll distorts the truth about not only present situations but also her past in an unsuccessful attempt to make herself more appealing. Her unforgivable duplicity results from her obstinate emulation of others. The Troll's performs a self-prescribed apathy that supposedly makes her incapable of feeling a range of human emotions. Thus, The Troll is uniquely misunderstood in her isolation from society. This destructive world view nurtures her egocentricity and arrogance.
The Troll is undoubtedly possesses many psychopathic personality traits. Entirely detached from reality, The Troll distorts the truth about not only present situations but also her past in an unsuccessful attempt to make herself more appealing. Her unforgivable duplicity results from her obstinate emulation of others. The Troll's performs a self-prescribed apathy that supposedly makes her incapable of feeling a range of human emotions. Thus, The Troll is uniquely misunderstood in her isolation from society. This destructive world view nurtures her egocentricity and arrogance.
SMC Student #1: "Miss Tina makes the best cookies! They are so warm and gooey!"
The Troll: "In high school, everyone asked me to come over and make cookies for them. I make the best cookies. Want to know my secret as to how to make them gooey? I smash them."
The Troll: "...And I could totally tell that he was an engineer. All engineers have such low, raspy voices."
SMC Studnet #2: "Ummm that's not true at all. My brother is an engineer major and he doesn't have a low voice..."
The Troll: "..."
The Troll: "In high school, everyone asked me to come over and make cookies for them. I make the best cookies. Want to know my secret as to how to make them gooey? I smash them."
The Troll: "...And I could totally tell that he was an engineer. All engineers have such low, raspy voices."
SMC Studnet #2: "Ummm that's not true at all. My brother is an engineer major and he doesn't have a low voice..."
The Troll: "..."
by furryfriends4ever December 31, 2011
Get the The Troll mug.A baby troll is an Internet troll who is young, isn't very good at trolling (which is an art form perfected by few) and is easy to turn his trolling back on him and wind him up something chronic.
by Baby Troll April 27, 2006
Get the baby troll mug.A grown woman who invades another woman's home and tries to mate with her husband. Cave Trolls usually hop from house to house, they consume an astonishing amount of food in a short period of time in order to store fat in their bellies to live off once all the cake mix in the house is gone. although Cave Trolls usually keep a diet of mainly cake, waffles and peanut butter, keep in mind they will eat anything if they are feeling bored, so if you are housing a Cave Troll be sure to keep even scented candles (or anything that might trigger your Cave Tolls appetite) in a childproof container. Cave Trolls live among us, but are very distinguished, you can identify a Cave Troll by its star shaped markings across its shoulders, obvious lack of hygiene, terrible sense of style, obnoxious sound waves continuously flowing from its mouth, and a nervous shaking of the head. Cave Trolls are very sloppy, they don't mind stewing in their own bowel movement and can not be housebroken. I wouldn't recommend inviting a Cave Troll into your home under any circumstances!
Dude, you just left a huge blob of macNcheese all over my stove! stop being such a Cave Troll and clean it up!
Oh my god! she did what with a married man?! what a Cave Troll!
Oh my god! she did what with a married man?! what a Cave Troll!
by MissWordSmith November 28, 2011
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Get the Cave Troll mug.Obvious Troll is a widely accepted term describing a forum contributor who contributes with very obvious posts or asks questions for which there are only obvious answers. Obvious troll posts are a subject to flames or flame wars on forums.
A: d(o.o)b
OT: How do you get the backwards "b"
A: it is called a "d"
X: OT, that was such an obvious troll question
OT: How do you get the backwards "b"
A: it is called a "d"
X: OT, that was such an obvious troll question
by Noeh October 14, 2008
Get the Obvious Troll mug.A person who pretends to support an ideology, often taking it too far, in order to discredit the ideology. They accuse someone of being a concern troll for simply bringing concerns or not being fully committed to the ideology. Their goal is to make the ideology look dogmatic and extreme to outsiders, as well as encourage paranoia, tensions, and infighting among supporters about who is really a supporter.
"In our last 'Flat Earth' meeting, David brought up a concern about how we would explain the moon's movement if the Earth was flat. Emily said that she was concerned that David was a concern troll because obviously the moon doesn't exist. I stated that I have concerns that Emily might be a concern troll troll and was trying to discredit our movement, but then she also accused me of being a concern troll. The rest of the meeting consisted of everyone arguing about who was really a flat Earth believer. Stacy tried pointing out that she was concerned we were getting nothing done and we should focus on our agenda, but Tom called her a concern troll for trying to distract everyone from their concerns that there might be concern trolls and concern troll trolls among us."
by concerntt April 17, 2022
Get the concern troll troll mug.Used to describe someone online who has a massive hissy-fit, meltdown, breakdown; publicly online; and then announces they were 'trolling' to cover their embarressment.
First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.
When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.
When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
First used in 2009 to describe the behaviour of a certain red-headed Facebook group memeber who, upon reading a post about a "humourless ranga", launched into a fullscale meltdown: creating many fake accounts to spam the group with pornographic images to get the group shut down.
When it was pointed out that the 'ranga' post was written 6 months before he joined or knew the author, he announced that he was "trolling". Legend has it that the word "Gotcha!" was even used.
When this explanation didn't fly with one particularly savvy group member, the
Cry Troll launched a one-man (and many fake accounts) attack on her, even making up a Facebook hate group in her honour - giving rise to the expression: Facespook.
"I hate you all. You are all so unbelievably MEAN. I am taking my virtual ball and going HOME. I never want to SEE ANY of your fake profile pictures AGAIN. I am going to SUE you ALL for being such NASTY NASTY PEOPLE...."
"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."
"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"
"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."
"Settle down dude. That wasn't about you. Check the date."
"Oh. GOTCHA! I was only TROLLING!"
"Sure you were dude. Well done. Cry Troll - good strategy. So long as you're calm now that's the main thing."
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 12, 2009
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