ticket clipper

Someone (often a middleman) who appears to provide a service (but does not) and charges you a fee.

Examples:
1. Ticketmaster gouging you with fees for printing out a ticket to the event you booked at home.
2. Job recruiters who take your information and use it to apply to jobs publicly posted online by a company.
3. A mortgage broker who offers a standard product that you could have found on your own with ease and adds his commission

Origin: Possibly the finance and superannuation community in Australia.

"The current system is great for the funds themselves, and for the many rent seekers and ticket clippers in the superannuation sector. "

by JimTheMerchant April 3, 2020

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ticklebation

The act of tickling or being tickled while simultaneously being sexually stimulated.

Brad let out a deranged mixture of pure joy and hysteria - “HahahaAHAHA-oooOOOH”, expressing his satisfaction at Karen’s skilled ticklebation. Brad’s hairy and musky armpit continued to be ravaged by Karen’s long red fingernails, whilst the thick sweaty armpit hairs shimmered in the delicate moonlight while Karen congruently took care of business down below.

by HumansAreTheRealVirus April 7, 2020

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