crack tweet

Rambling incoherent twitter postings which are made usually while under the influence of drugs/alcohol/self-importance. Often posted in rapid fire and contradictory to previous posts. Well known crack tweet-ers are Lindsay Lohan, Tila Tequila, and Courtney Love.

An example crack tweet from Lindsay Lohan this November (in rapid fire)

"When does “going for a drive” turn into “walking into teddys with @carlosncharge and a girl"

"Too bad I can catch someone in a lie when I heart voyeur"

"Jess s is with kellun hahahahahahaha"

" so much for s not being “public” guess fame is better with premiere kids."

or

"Did you see the crack tweets that Courtney Love posted about losing custody of her daughter?"

by laxqt24 January 14, 2010

musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple

Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on

by Both of your dads March 6, 2014

Centennial on Crack

strange phenomenon that happened at centennial high school on March 17th, 2017. one of the most interesting videos ever made. an upcoming rebooted project coming up if a certain student filmmaker can actually commit to a project

Dude have you seen centennial on crack? That shit is crazy

Did you hear about the film centennial on crack that’s coming out this year?

Centennial on crack will expose the truth of the discrimination that goes on at centennial high uh oh

by 69420swagmaster March 17, 2021

Pterodolphuck On Crack

Mix of a pterodactyl, dolphin, duck, and Satan on crack.

I’m not human, I’m a pterodolphuck on crack

by SexyUnicorn4 March 18, 2019

Crack Lint

The lint that gathers in your upper butt crack. It can sometimes contain more personality then most people.

Colin has a jar full of crack lint in his night stand. It has the most god awful smell.

by KingFett September 18, 2014

crack tracking

Verb: 'Crack Tracking', the term is used to describe someone smuggling crack across state borders.

Define: I wonder if that sketchy looking cunt who is filling up their car at that servo is Crack Tracking?

by ThatCuntHole January 3, 2016

mental crack

When you have too much energy for your body to contain

Why are you laughing so much are you on mental crack or something damn.

by your truely molly February 4, 2022