Fail Ass Shit

When something or someone is full of fail.

Man that raid was some fail ass shit.

by clarasaurusrex July 14, 2011

Fail

A mistake. When someone or a group of people do something wrong. For example, when America decided to make Trump President.

Trump is such a fail, Harambae for president make America ape again.

OMG, when Trump became president it was such a fail

by Subham November 10, 2016

failed banger

A joke that is intended to make the whole group laugh, but instead brings silence and stares at you.

Ed: That was like when Obama was president!
Everyone:

Ted: Failed banger, Ed

by elpepeswan August 12, 2023

Failed

No you don't want to have to admit that I'm better than you and that fucking retard and now you are lying by ommission to keep me from getting what is rightfully mine.

Hym "And if getting a bunch of kids killed trying to teach someone a lesson wasn't your goal then YOU ARE THE ONE who clearly failed here. I said I was going to create AI and I did it. I haven't killed you all yet so you should be grateful."

by Hym Iam April 19, 2025

con qui fail d'aplomb

(acronym cqfd, but rarely used) : an offensive Quebec French phrase, which translated to English literally means an oafish, boorish, clumsy person who spectacularly fails at everything they do

(scene from Harry Potter and The Chamber of Secrets):

diary-released Tom Riddle : Harry, let me take you back in time, and show you who really opened The Chamber of Secrets the first time around.

Harry : who was he?

Tom Riddle: i am sure you would recognize him as Hagrid.

Harry: are you serious?Hagrid? But please don't qualify him as a con qui fail d'aplomb

by Sexydimma December 7, 2016

Epic Fail

The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.

Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck

by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011

Fail repeatedly

OR indebt yourself to the ALREADY successful.

Idiot "You didn't fail repeatedly or indebt yourself to the already successful so you didn't really do ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"

Hym "Goooooooooooo fuck yourself! Your success is arbitrary and you aren't better than anyone."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2023