Cold Steve

Making a dildo out of your own shit and freezing it for use later.

Chris used a Cold Steve to penetrate himself.

by Yagebuoy July 25, 2014

Cold Wind

The act of sneezing into a persons anal cavity.

Friend: Dude, what the fuck? Susan said you sneezed in her ass!

Me, an intellectual: I gave her the old Cold Wind. Works every time.

by ArrowFin April 22, 2018

Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015

Cold Cut

penis

i beat my cold cut

by chaface21 April 5, 2021

Cold Suck

5-pack of strident mint gum, some cold ass drink and some pop rocks.. and just go to town on that dick.

that was a cold suck

by Ben_Dover481 January 15, 2015

cold suzie

The act of inserting any number of ice cubes in the partner's anus and then try to suck all of it out.

I gave Roystan's mom a cold suzie last night, man.

by Heywood Djablomi February 11, 2014

cold business

When one is a bad mother fucker in a particular skill or activity.

Have you seen dude hoop? He cold business!

by Triangle Pete December 24, 2015