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U wanna clocked or what?

by anonymous January 25, 2023
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mother clock

When a mom gets drunk at a Christmas party and thinks the grandfather clock is a man and starts humping it.
Oh no! Mom is mother clocking over there!
by Boomchackalackaboom December 23, 2023
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kobe clock

An alternate name for the NBA’s 24 second shot clock. The name is used to honor the legacy of the great Kobe Bean Bryant.
Friend 1: ”Did you see that shot clock violation? That was some gritty defense
Friend 2: ”Yeah the Kobe Clock expired, RIP Mamba”
by Pskills43 January 27, 2020
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clock liter

A clock liter is a form of measurement to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes
There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters
by Kent A. Meters September 1, 2022
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I’ll clock you

To check somebody or punch/hit them.
Don’t play with me or I’ll clock you right now!”
by yourmom5000 May 7, 2022
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clocked

In Australia, the term "clocked" refers to being punched extremely hard in the face.

Basically im saying IF YOU DONT MOVE THE FUCK OUT MY WAY YOU WILL BE CLOCKED
Dont go near terqauvion, you will be clocked
by I<3Chickens July 26, 2022
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Set your clock back

I'm getting ready to set your clock back bro
by T1430 July 21, 2017
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