Christian Shit

The worst religion ever.

Do you know about Christian Shit?

by Lovelovelovehatehatehate September 10, 2011

christian remix

A normal song that is reworded with Christian content.

Did you hear that awesome Christian Remix by the Holy Hits on the Internet?

by Christian Remix April 13, 2015

pull-a-christian

Meaning to be caught unaware due to being maniacly focused on something, in place that with retrospecks,was not a good place to be, leading to incarceration.

At 3am the light from the 7-11 dumpster caught the attention of a cop,that saw it coming from a head lamp and knew someone was about to pull-a-christian.

by youcanhandleit December 2, 2014

Christian Threesome

A christian threesome is a sexual act involving boy-girl-girl. Thats what makes it wholesome, not no two guys and one girl, that's just gay sex with a witness.

Let's have a christian threesome, just me (guy), you (girl), and Sarah (girl), it'll be wholesome.

by LittyAgain October 2, 2020

sloppy christian

the sexual act where a man drugs a woman putting her to sleep then ejaculating inside of her and a few months later the woman is wondering how she got pregnant when she has never had sex and you claim it was the holy spirit

Guy 1:Yo dude i gave jessica a sloppy christian and now im a father
Guy 2: you mean the holy spirit?

by AyyySlim June 24, 2020

Rehab Christian

A person of Christian faith who was cycled through a faith based rehab program and now thinks it is their life’s mission to spread the word of god and convert all non Christian’s

“Since when has Tom been religious?”
“About 6 months ago when he went got busted with drugs and became a rehab christian”

by Supmate5834 June 6, 2023

Talking Christian

To say things you are certain are false, but you know you can get away with it.

Rudy was saying the election was rigged, but he was just talking christian. Donald said he was working late, but Marla knew he was just talking christian.

by psuedologian January 20, 2021