National Taco Day

A day that celebrates the origins, preparation, and enjoyment of tacos. Falls on October 4 in 2017.

Andy: Hey, team. Tomorrow is National Taco Day.

Andy's Team: Wow, cool! Does that mean you are going to buy or make us tacos?
Andy: Hahahahaha no. But here's some directions to Taco Bell. Enjoy!

by ajoggy October 4, 2017

National Heather Day

National heather day is December 3rd as said in the song by Conan Gray.

Wow I love national heather day!

by anonymous December 29, 2020

national lydia day

a VERY important day, 28th of October which is celebrated for all Lydia’s around the world but most importantly, Lydia Autumn. a celebration where you direct all the love you have to Lydia

person 1: it’s October 28, you know what that means?
person 2: omg yes it’s National Lydia day!!

by enolifys October 20, 2020

national prostitutes day

Oct. 23
The day we celebrate and honor our nations whores. On this day we remember the harlots that gave up the goods for cash and trinkets.

Tricia may have banged them all, but she got paid. Call her a dirty hoe if you must, but even she gets respect on national prostitutes day.

by Devil Dog 69 August 26, 2020

National Pensive Day

National pensive day, founded by some discord idiots, is a day where you type in the "pensive" emoji in any social media. The day falls on 6/9, which is the 9th of June.

Person 1: 😔

Person 2: Why’d you send that out of nowhere?

Person 1: It’s national pensive day!

by RanoonRanoon June 3, 2021

National husband day

The national day for every husbands

A day of extra love for them

Celebrate this day by giving your husband a lot of love

Happy national husband day!

by Journalist Eve apple August 5, 2021

Paper Mills Nation

Americans who believe in 1950’s Midwestern values. A Paper Mill in every town and a thot on every street corner. Like Bengals fans just slughtly more in reality.

Clint is voting for the local politicians who support Paper Mills Nation and got solid patty points.

by LibertarianBrosPAC April 30, 2019