Refers to someone that is insanely cute and that doesnt realize it.
Example: Goorin Baboon! Come here ma goon! My goon-boon-goon is so cute!
Example: He is so cute, I should start calling him Ma Goon.
Example: Goorin Baboon is the pinnacle of cuteness.

Goorin Baboon (Ma goon, Goon-boon-goon and other variations) is the unbelievable cuteness found in someone.
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Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.
After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.
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flicker goon

The act of reaching climax and preventing said climax repeatedly very quickly with the goal of lasting as long as possible
I can flicker goon for 7 seconds
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Goon Boom

when you goon so hard your cock explodes
1: bro last night i just goon boomed
2: who the fuck are you
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Moon Gooning

Taking Peyote with a group of native Americans in the woods and edging until gooning.
Hey Jim want to go to the bar?

Sorry I can’t I’m going moon gooning with the natives.
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Goon Slave

A person who is the bitch of another person, acting as a sidekick but more submissive. In some cases, a Goon Slave will take the Goon of the master to their face
"Bro you're actually a fucking Goon Slave for Ethan"
by DCG$ June 7, 2024
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