ghost king

The ghost of a dead king

I've heard rumors of the ghost of King Henry VIII wandering the castle. The ghost king was very prolific at handing out free cumshots full of ghost cum to any unsuspecting women that happened to wander by, as it was that he did while he was alive.

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

Ghost Tentacle

When a mans penis is so small you just can't feel it.

Last night, sex was awful, it just felt like I was being ghost tentacled.

by hahahaha92007 May 28, 2014

Opaque Ghost

An ugly sad boi you know. Usually watches anime and gets stoned all day. Often travel in packs at music venues.

1st girl: "Hey do you know opaque ghost?"
2nd girl: "You mean that sad boi? I heard there are 5 of them now."

by Mr. Guillermo December 18, 2019

printer ghost

what's responsible for sudden printer noises out of nowhere

things I don't like at the foot of my bed:

clowns and the printer ghost

by Ae5Ea8 September 6, 2016

beef ghost

The fart released after consuming way to much beef the night before. These typically are followed by a "beef corpse".

"Cack! What's with the fucking beef ghost? Why didn't you tell me you were hitting up the Korean BBQ joint?"

by bikeduke4 March 10, 2014

Skating Ghost

A Skating Ghost is when an excessive amount of talc powder on your dick & balls and when you're about to cum, put the tip of your penis on the girl's face and move it gently across without touching it while cumming. "Woo woo" ghost sounds add to the effect and realism.

Imagine it starting on the forehead and going down to her cheek and chin. From her point of view it will look like a ghastly figure spraying his ectoplasm in a beautiful display of decadence and finesse.

(B): Hey baby, mind if I give you a skating ghost? I'm feeling a bit whimsical.
(G): OK, but be sure to use extra talc.
(B): I will be a specter upon your brow.

by Gumpless January 31, 2014

Possessed Ghost

A noun referring to a ghost that has become possessed by another ghost; a noun referring to a human that has become possessed by a ghost and/or a possessed ghost; an adjective used to describe a crazy person or one who is literally possessed, whether by a ghost or a possessed ghost.

Last night I saw a possessed ghost outside. It just stood stood there, flailing its head back and forth. At Walmart, I saw a possessed ghost that was throwing food all over the place. I think I am becoming a possessed ghost because I keep forgetting things and have been acting crazy lately.

by LiLRicky97 January 9, 2016