jack fail

When you are salty that you do not win the things that matter.
Wow man I totally just jack failed that quiz.
What'd you get?
95% But I didn't win Concerto/Aria.
by GbagSwagmaster December 16, 2016
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Butt Fail

"Omg shaniqua, I totally goofed the other night." "Guuul whatchu mean?" "Guuurrl he be puttin that rod in my stank bank and I totally butt failed
.." "Aww naw.gurl that no good."
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failed to erect

your goofy ding-a-ling ahh flesh flute cock watches 8374nm/dl porn every day and therefore is not stimulated at the sight of a real woman. In other words, someone who failed to erect had their dick and their brain swapped. They think with their dick and fuck with their brain. Unbearably minuscule cock at best. Common cases include the shrinkage of the male reproductive organ to the point where it inverts inside the body and kind of looks like a second belly button.
Oh my god, Stacy, I hooked up with brad last night, he was such a fucking hunk, but oh my god he failed to erect, girl.
by quan ling ling dingle May 22, 2022
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Puppy Fail

An unsuccessful attempt by your dog to perform a common activity such as jumping onto the couch, bed, chair, etc., as a result of misjudging the distance of the jump and effort necessary to complete it. More common among smaller dogs. A true puppy fail may appear as if Mutombo was defending the object upon which your pup was trying to land.
Dexter totally just puppy failed trying to jump onto the recliner with me.
by Caffeine fiend January 16, 2020
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fail hole

When someone uses business jargon that makes them sound like a complete moron.
Kevin: Well there are the known unknowns to consider....
Derek: Did you just say known unknowns? Did those words really just come out of your fail hole?
by Work Demon May 07, 2015
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fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action
"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."
by SC Monster June 02, 2012
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