The amount of (additional) money that must be paid for a good or service, caused by the stupidity or carelessness of the customer.
"How much was the spot at the RV Park?"
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
"It was only $40, but I backed my RV into an electrical post, and had to pay the retard tax of $800.
by DeekGray September 11, 2025
Get the retard tax mug.A shameless ripoff of the iconic Fanum Tax. Whenever someone buys energy drinks or soda, Aston always taxes it like ex swedish prime minister Stefan Löfven.
Johannes: I just bought me a monster energy drink.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
Aston: ASTON TAX!!!!!!!!
Greg: Bruh ima kill Aston if he keeps being a lazy fatass.
by RickBlowbre125 January 16, 2024
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"damn, my GPU caught on fire and burned down my house and killed my family. Gonna have to pay that green tax."
"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."
"My wife and kids are starving to death, but at least my GPU wont crash."
by slavicboy22 February 10, 2024
Get the Green Tax mug.The "Federal Unemployment Tax Act," apart from a U.S. law, is an acronym for FUTA. Futa, short for futanari, is a term that is commonly used to describe pornographic anime/manga characters that have a feminine body (breasts, vulva) and male sex organs (penis, sometimes a scrotum). Search "futanari" for more detail, at your own risk.
While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
While using the phrase "Federal Unemployment Tax Act" in this way is rare, it may happen.
6th grader: You should look up the acronym for the federal unemployment tax act!!!
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Sane person: I lost the game :{
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1. Stealing food (crime)
2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)
3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)
4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)
5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)
6. Any money spemt for food
1. Stealing food (crime)
2. Fanum stealing food from kai cenat (way too specific)
3. Pink and dark brown fluid that tastes metallic and soapy (bodily fluid)
4. Finding the expansion of fanum tax glands making few little hills on your arm attractive (compliment)
5. Wrong pronunciation of element 184/Fantaxium (wrong)
6. Any money spemt for food
M. 1: He got 9 hours in prison for fanum taxing
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.
M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.
M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
M. 2: Fanum fanum taxes again.
M. 3: Keep the fanum tax healthy with nice food
M. 4: You're so fanum tax.
M. 5: What was that fanum tax rock
M. 6: The fanum taxes are higher due to inflation.
by Balixhium_ingot December 2, 2023
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