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Tanks

Here ya go, Frank! The man said.
Oh, Tanks! Frank replied.
by Eggspectacular7 September 5, 2025
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narco-tank

The word that is often coined to describe the armored car that drug gangs often ride in for a number of cases. Most commonly it is used to fight of other drug gangs while being in cover. The car is normally black to allow the car to blend in to the night life of most commonly Mexico. Reinforced steel allows the car's passengers to be protected while in it.
Gang member 1: Shit, what's that coming down the road.

Gang member 2: oh shit, looks like a narco-tank, lets shoot it.

Gang member 1: What are you, loko, homie, lets get the senoritas and go gets some cover mother-fucker.
by Mexicos watchful eye July 10, 2011
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Cutie-tank

1. Cutie-tanks are always very cute and loveable, they have never said a bad thing about anyone. Although they think that they are not very good at most things they usually excel at EVERYTHING that they do. Cutie-tanks always have some form of martial arts behind them, which makes them lethal weapons... they should not be messed with. Cutie-tanks always come with a best friend who will threaten to beat any boy who hurts their Cutie-tank to the ground with bricks in their purse. Cutie-tanks have amazing personalities and are extremely beautiful inside and out, they know themselves and always try and help others. Supportive and understanding a true Cutie-tank will never let her friends feel like they are alone, even if they are being inconsolable morons who constantly complain about an ex that they dated for under two months. Altogether amazing. Usually are named Bianca.
Ex:

Guy 1: Holy crap did you see that cute girl kick that guys ass for being mean to her best friend?!

Guy 2: Yeah! She's awesome! I think her name is Bianca

Guy 1: Must be a Cutie-tank
by SmartChick18 November 14, 2011
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Cat tank

Mickey was misbehaving so i took the cat tank approach while jimmy cried with a sock in his mouth.
by Jake 9 April 27, 2017
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Tiger Tank

The Panzerkampfwagen was a heavy tank and for some reason seen as the only tank in the German Army which is also seen as the best tank in the world which honestly isn't true this tank in early war It was pretty good out ranging its enemies and being able to TANK a few hits, but in mid war its non-slopped armor was really catching up the Tiger still it's 88mm was holding his own in late war this thing was shit.
Person 1: I LOVE TIGER TANK!!11!!!!!!!!11!!1ONE!111!1 IT'S SO GOOD OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
Person 2: King tiger maybe lmao Tiger I sucked the Panther was better, so was the King Tiger for it was FUCKING SLOPED
by Have I told you the story of E September 19, 2022
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Tank boy

A tank boy is a hefty gym lad who has significant muscle gain
Friend: “woah did you see him?”
Me: “yeah man, he’s a right tank boy”
by Limeyboi August 28, 2019
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Crime Tank

A body of accomplished criminals providing advice, ideas and solutions to specific political and/or economic problems facing the criminal organization that employs them.
The Sinaloa Cartel has assembled their Crime Tank and is currently strategizing El Chapo's next escape. The Sinaloa Crime Tank was behind his tunnel escape in 2015.
by Lufaluabu November 13, 2018
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