What an anxious/impatient youngster would logically want to know in instances when his parent promises a certain action/food/relief/entertainment "in two shakes of a lamb's tail".
Cranky child: "Are we there yet?!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
Parent driving (cheerfully): "Oh, no worries --- we'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
Cranky child: "But how often does the lamb shake its tail?! Oh, sure --- a NORMAL AND ALERT lamb probably "flutters its little stumpy thing" quite regularly, but if the lamb is asleep or not feeling chipper, its behind-flipper might not move much at all, and so it might take HOURS for it to jiggle even ONCE, let alone TWICE!"
by QuacksO July 10, 2024
by S366sxe March 20, 2023
That guy parked in front of our driveway again so I can barely squeeze by. That really Gripes my tail!
by JRBIV January 01, 2022
The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)
"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."
by Flighty February 01, 2019
Mexican tail gunner,, having sex doggie style, pulling out just a you cum and lobbing a load in her hair, then yelling " viva".
by Hinklemeir July 29, 2022
1: when someone is following you for some reason
2: When a pet dog, cat, or any type of lizard repeatedly hits someone in the face with their tail
2: When a pet dog, cat, or any type of lizard repeatedly hits someone in the face with their tail
by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021
A small, almost bun like arrangement of hair donned by young gentlemen.
Almost insignificant as a practical choice but an effective means of attracting little-knowing young females .
Almost insignificant as a practical choice but an effective means of attracting little-knowing young females .
"What the hell has that guy done with his hair and what's the point"?
"That's a fauxny tail, bitches love the fauxny tail".
"That's a fauxny tail, bitches love the fauxny tail".
by Branflak February 19, 2014