taco patty

A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.

It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.

A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.

A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!

B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

Taco Buddy

Dope ass friendship between Mexican and American. They are pretty cool peeps. WE THE TACO CULT... Just kidding we sacrifice your kids if you don't praise us! Holy heck they so cool that everyone admires them so popular. Yet they still don't have their head in their butt

Oh heck he comes the Taco Buddy lets throw a party

by Toaster@meBRO May 21, 2019

glossy taco

A top coat for your nails

Now apply a thick glossy taco to seal in your nail art

by Nailtec April 18, 2018

Glossy taco

Glossy top coat for nail

Most commonly used by Holosexuals and @simplynailogical

Add a coat of glossy taco over that HOLO polish

by oof_imkanna April 18, 2018

Taco Raptor

A medium size black bird also known as a Grackle. These birds tend to flock around large shopping centers in Texas, nesting and shitting over ever tree they can find in a parking lot. Their main source of food comes from thrown away fast food bags (especially tacos).

Hey Dick Head. Stop throwing your fast food bags in the parking lot for the Taco Raptors to eat. Their are way to many of them and they are shitting on everyone's vehicle!

by Subsite82 August 22, 2023

Taco Talk

Another name for the Spanish language spoken by Mexicans in the United States.

All Mexicans should be required to speak English in the United States instead of there native taco talk.

by Maxwell November 7, 2004

Taco Bell

Alternately titled "Toxic Hell." This is a resteraunt chain in which you get "just add hot water" food, and end up feeling like you just ate all of the radioactive waste from any Nuclear Plant in the world. The food is so biologically fucked up that it makes little annoying ankle-biting dogs talk.

I went to Taco Bell and damn do I feel polluted.

by TSMason May 12, 2003