ball sweat equity

The extraordinary time and effort a guy has invested in getting a piece of tail.

I got so much ball sweat equity in getting with that Tina, I swear I could feed a small country for a year!

by DrEyePoppin' November 25, 2017

Sweating the bed

When you wake up from sleeping to find your sheets soaked in sweat, rendering them unusable.

-"I had an awful nightmare last night, but the worst part is when I woke up, I found I sweat the bed!"
-"Dude, sweating the bed is THE WORST!"

by Rotor-Power March 13, 2016

Baby pig sweats

When one has the cramping shits with no bathroom or toilet paper in sight and cold streams of sweat start flowing down your face

After eating at the Mexican restaurant I got a bad case of the baby pig sweats when I seen the out of order sign on the restroom door

by Suntingwong March 11, 2021

sweat mayo

To sweat excessively when put on the spot.

1. John didn't prepare and began to sweat mayo in front of the class.
2. I was sweating mayo trying to explain the situation to the cops.

by teskar August 15, 2022

pillow sweat

Pillow sweat is when you wake up and your pillow is soaking wet, it could either be from crying, slobbering or sweating. Either way, if you see it on someone's pillow don't sleep there.

Nicole: I went over Bob's house and slept over the night, and when he woke up I saw pillow sweat on his pillow.

Lana: Ugh! He was probably crying.

by butwhat101 August 30, 2015

horizontal sweating

sex as exercise

was too lazy to go to the gym so i engaged in some horizontal sweating instead.

by ParkerD October 16, 2012

Sweat Juices

Body Juice that comes from armpits

OH no my sweat juices have leaked all over the place

by Starkiller78 October 24, 2022