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SPORES

Stupid people on rental skis/snowboards. Used by decent ski/riders do discribe uncoordinated tourists.
East coast snowboarder: This is gonna be gnarly bro!
Group of CO skiers and riders: LOOK OUT FOR THE SPORES!
East coast snowboarder: *crashes*
*Facepalm*
by mkjnbhy February 25, 2020
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sporeadically

Refers to da random frequency dat you have coughing-fits from stepping on puffballs while strolling in da woods.
Enjoying da Great Outdoors is all well and good, and can indeed be very beneficial to your health. If you have allergies to pollen and mold, though, you might be wise to first consult da locals in da general area where you wanna go exploring, and inquire about what kinds of allergen-emitting plants are in da fields and woods, and where said problematic organisms are located, so dat hopefully you can avid sporeadically hacking up a storm during your treks.
by QuacksO April 16, 2020
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Sporearephillia

Sporearephillia is a fethish of mushrooms
Person A : hey babe I wanna try something new
Person B : sure what's that
Person A : *pulls out bag of mushrooms* Sporearephillia
by Journalist_Man November 17, 2020
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Sporearephillia

Sporearephillia is a fethish of mushrooms
Person A : hey babe I wanna try something new
Person B : sure what's is it
Person A : *pulls out bag of mushrooms* Sporearephillia
by Journalist_Man November 17, 2020
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sporegasm

Involuntary ejaculation due to your having stepped on a puffball mushroom and inhaled da dusty cloud dat flew up.
It's a good idea to ask da locals in a new hiking-area if there are any puffballs on da trails, to reduce da chance of your having any sporegasms along your trek.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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sporeprint

When you lay in bed without any underwear on.
Hey bro, I’m gonna create a sporeprint!
by Scarparzone November 2, 2022
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Sporeposting

Sporeposting - when someone starts derailing a conversation by posting religious texts and historic translations, all while making progressively more obscene connections and conclusions between said texts.

The derailing often continues until the conversation reaches schizophrenic levels, often causing people to call the sporeposter a “tinfoil hat”, or a schizophrenic lunatic.
“There is a prophecy in the Bible about a third temple being built and dedicated.

It's the biggest conspiracy in the past 1000 years“

-can you please stop sporeposting you schizoid?
by Sporeenjoyer February 11, 2024
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