Spit shine that cock

To put effort and enthusiasm into a blow job.
My manager gave me a raise, I'm gonna spit shine that cock.
by Lycaeus April 21, 2024
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Sentence spit

You know when you want to rap battle someone and you end up throwing a sentence at them then they spit one at you then you spit on at them
Really just s stupid way to rap battle someone, for Peopel who barely ever rap,
Anyone in the audience can join in anytime.
Dude 1#"Oi rap battle me"
Dude 2# "okay"
Dude 1#"you go first"
Dude"okay, look at you fat cunt, I'll boot your head in drop punt."
Crowd#OOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!
Dude 2#"yo, you think that was good, word of advice cunt that was sentence spit, we ain having those in my hood."
Dude 1# "was that meant to be good? Cos it dum, you truffle butter your bros,than gobble it up mmmmmm yum"
AussieBystander"mate you call that a rap, it was crap, I'll twist your neck *snap!*"
Crow: OOOOOOOOOOOHH
Dude 2#"fuck you, Aussie shit! I'll brake both your legs and chuck you in the pit"
Aussiebystander"what was that? My seven year old brother could come up with a better rhyme, I"lol curb stomp your skull with my Nike, than bunny hop your corpse with my bike, I sneeze on the audience cos I'm sick on the mic."
Crowd#OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by Ninjacringa July 01, 2015
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Spit Guerrilla

A cunt of a meteorologist who pulls the zero rain ruse, when he knows there will be periods of spitting rain.
Sebastian Spit Guerrilla, once again fucked up the day for thousands. Purposely creative with the facts about light rainfall.
by CuntandCuntess February 07, 2025
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Spit and spin

When you spit in someones asshole and then spin your finger around in it
by I like milfs445 June 16, 2021
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termite spit

The secretion of a termite.
A termite mound is made with mud, sand and termite spit.
by Ritacca February 15, 2023
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Spitting Squish

When a person a person says something that makes no sense.
Person 1: "Did you know I'm dating Michael Jackson?"
Person 2: "Dude stop Spitting Squish"
by LiterallyBritish May 28, 2023
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Spit Valve

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.
"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"
by Kozcup May 19, 2016
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