sideshow

Lawless exhibition of speed practiced by Oakland coons.

I be goin to de sideshow.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Queen of Spades

The Queen of Spades is a playing card. It also may represent a Woman who is creative and makes her plans on her own without to need anybodys permission. Hence, in this spirit the Symbol used with a bracelet, anklet or on a collar or as tattoo or temporary tattoo has become a tag for brighter-skinned women who are willing to serve the black masters or who generally worship (big) black cocks. Often its tattooed on calves, the ass, tits or just above the divine pussy. Generally these womens husbands are not their black masters. Nonetheless the husband often is proud and glad to have such a women and likes to take pictures of her in action, showing his Queen-of-Spades-tagged queen of a lucky, selfenjoying and unfaithful wife.

13:00 EDT
Husband: Hey you streetguys! My wife and I passed three times next to you youngsters! Are you ignoring she's clearly showing her Queen of Spades to you? Does she not attract you or why are you ignoring her? We want you guys to forcefuck her while I take some pictures!

13:01 EDT
BANG!

13:15 EDT
Husband: Aww...me lying on fe floor...? My heav hurf...vammif, impoffible fhing fo pick up my feefh wif broken handf.. an where fe fuck if my wife?!

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Husband: This is my pussy.
Wife: No, its not.
Husband: This IS my pussy.
Wife: No, its not!
Husband: This belongs to me!
Wife: No dear, it doesn't. You exactly know why I got a Queen of Spades tattoo.
Husband: ....

by stud83ch June 15, 2012

spider

The act of keeping your dick hard when in the process of masturbating (burning one off). Accomplished by cupping your hand and letting your fingers hang resembling that of a spider and stroking the head up and down with your fingertips. AKA The Spider

When you are in the restroom and someone comes in and you were masturbating. In order to keep your dick hard (quietly) until they leave, you would use the spider.

by Chew Dogg December 28, 2005

Clock Spider

Additional info:
According to lore, the Clock Spider once had a ninth leg. That leg fell off one day and is now what Christians, Musilims, and Jews alike worship as God.

Not Applicable

by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

ROCK SPIDER

Ancient term for idiot south african dutchman who cant drive,fight,drink and score hot chicks.if brains were dynamite,they wouldn't have enough to blow the hats off their heads.

jasper is so dumb,he reminds me of a rock spider

by evil flying legend October 15, 2010

Break the legs off the spider

The act of anal sex.
A nice tight ass looks remarkably like a Daddy-long-legs spider, hence the insertion of a penis appears to be breaking the legs off that same spider.

" Man, that girl loves it hard. After fucking for awhile she grabbed the lube, slapped her ass and told me she wanted to break the legs off the spider."

by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006

Spades

Space aids

Shit man when I was vacationing on Risa 7 I met this Kardashian and she gave me spades.

by jesus.son March 18, 2011